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why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
he wanted the lesson to be very clear!
science teacher: who can tell me what an 1 is?
student: the guy who went out with eve!
who is your best friend at school?
your princi-pal!
why did the cyclops stop 2?
because he only had one pupil!
why was the students report card all wet?
because it was below c 3!
what flies around the school at night?
the alpha-bat!
what is a teacher's three favorite words?
june, july & august!
james, where is your homework?
i ate it. why?
you said it was a piece of cake!
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