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funny cow jokes 1
why did the 1 give the sleepy cow a hammer? he wanted her to hit the hay!
funny cow jokes 2
why do cows think cooks are mean? they whip cream!
funny cow jokes 3
why doesn’t sweden export it’s cattle? it wants to keep it’s stockholm!
funny cow jokes 4
what is the definition of “moon”? the past tense of “moo”!
funny cow jokes 5
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funny cow jokes 6
why was the 4 afraid? he was a cow-herd!
funny cow jokes 7
why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? he was too much of a 5!
funny cow jokes 8
what magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? cows-mopolitan!
funny cow jokes 9
what’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? put him in a tight jumper !
funny cow jokes 10
what south american dance do cows like to do? the rump-a
funny cow jokes 11
q. what does a cow make when the sun comes out? a. a shadow
funny cow jokes 12
what do you get when a cow goes to the beach with tanning oil? pre-tanned leather.
funny cow jokes 13
what sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? cowboom!
funny cow jokes 14
what did the calf say to the silo? “is my 6 in there?”
funny cow jokes 15
what would you hear at a cow concert? moo-sic!
funny cow jokes 16
why did the cow jump over the moon? to get to the 7 way!
funny cow jokes 17
what’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? beef-flat!
funny cow jokes 18
why did the farmer fence in the bull? the farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
funny cow jokes 19
why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? he wanted to raised 8 beef!
funny cow jokes 20
why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? he wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
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