a first-grade class is having a game of name that animal.
the teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"what animal is this?" she asked.
"a cat!" 1 eddie.
"good job! now, what is this animal?"
"a dog!" said eddie.
"good! now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a
deer. the class 2 3. after a 4 of minutes, the teacher said,
"it's what your mom calls your dad."
"a horny bastard," called out eddie.