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joke: what's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
answer: trouble.
joke: why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom?******
answer: it tocked too much...
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joke: what do gymnasts, 1, and bananas have in common?
answer: they can all do the splits.
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joke: what's a frog's favorite game?
answer: 2.
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joke: what's a snakes favorite game?
answer: s-s-soccer.
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joke: what is horse sense?
answer: stable thinking.
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joke: why is the forest so noisy?
answer: because every tree has its own bark!
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joke: what time do ducks wake up?
answer: at the 3 of dawn.
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joke: what dies but never lives?
answer: a battery!
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