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an irishman, a mexican, and a blond guy were having lunch
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an irishman, a mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
 
they were eating lunch and the irishman said, "corned beef and cabbage! if i get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, i'm going to jump off this building."
 
the mexican opened his lunch box and 2, "burritos again! if i get burritos one more time i'm going to jump off, too."
 
the 1 opened his lunch and said, "bologna again! if i get a bologna sandwich one more time, i'm jumping too."
 
the next day, the irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
 
the mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
 
the blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
 
at the funeral, the irishman's wife was weeping. she said, "if i'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, i never would have given it to him again!"
 
the mexican's wife also wept and said, "i could have given him tacos or enchiladas! i didn't realize he hated burritos so much.
 
everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife, who said, "don't look at me. he makes his own lunch."


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1 krpyb     
adj.金发的;n.白肤碧眼金发的人
参考例句:
  • her long blond hair spilled down over her shoulders.她那淡黄色的长发披垂在双肩。
  • this blond man delivers newspaper every morning.这个白肤金发碧眼的男人每天早晨送报纸。
2 68e477dcdab3965d2189fb7276ee5041     
vt.exclaim的过去式v.呼喊,惊叫,大声说( exclaim的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句:
  • "we have a good chance of winning," he exclaimed optimistically. “我们很可能获胜。”他乐观地喊道。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • she exclaimed in delight when she saw the presents. 她见到礼品高兴得叫了起来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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