a visiting professor at the university of alabama is giving a 1 on the supernatural.
to get a feel for his audience, he asks, "how many people here believe in ghosts?"
about 90 students raise their hands.
"well, that's a good start. out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
about 40 students raise their hands.
"that's really good. i'm glad you take this seriously. has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
fifteen students raise their hands.
"that's a great response. has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
three students raise their hands.
"that's fantastic. but let me ask you one question further: have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
one student in the back raises his hand. the professor is 2. he takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "son, all the years i've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. you've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
the redneck student (remember, this is alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
the professor says, "well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a host."
the student replies, "ghost!? i thought you said 'goats.'"
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