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a windows recall
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it has come to our attention that a few copies of the alabama edition of windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside alabama. if you have one of the alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands.

the alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. it reads winders 98 with a background picture of the general lee superimposed on a confederate flag. it is shipped with a daisy duke screen saver. also note the recycle 1 is labeled outhouse, my computer is called this infernal contraption, dialup networking is called good ol' boys, control panel is known as the dern dashboard, hard drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.

other features:

  • instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.
  • ok = ats aww-right
  • cancel = hail no
  • 2 = aw shoot
  • yes = shore
  • no = naaaa
  • find = hunt-fer it
  • go to = over yonder
  • back = back yonder
  • help = hep me out here
  • stop = ternit off
  • start = crank it up
  • settings = sittins
  • programs = stuff at does stuff
  • documents = stuff i done done

also note that winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or 3 marks. some programs that are exclusive to winders 98

  • tiperiter...................a word processor
  • colering book...............a 4 program
  • addin mershene..............calculator
  • outhouse paper .............notepad
  • jupe-box....................cd player
  • inner-net...................microsoft explorer
  • pichers.....................a graphics viewer
  • irs.........................m/s 5 software
  • irs2........................m/s accounting software

we regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the alabama edition. you may return it to microsoft for a 6 version.



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1 yr2yz     
n.箱柜;vt.放入箱内;[计算机] dos文件名:二进制目标文件
参考例句:
  • he emptied several bags of rice into a bin.他把几袋米倒进大箱里。
  • he threw the empty bottles in the bin.他把空瓶子扔进垃圾箱。
2 rkhzyj     
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
参考例句:
  • as soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • he is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
3 3sbxk     
n.标点符号,标点法
参考例句:
  • my son's punctuation is terrible.我儿子的标点符号很糟糕。
  • a piece of writing without any punctuation is difficult to understand.一篇没有任何标点符号的文章是很难懂的。
4 crxzul     
n.制图法,制图学;图形显示
参考例句:
  • you've leveraged your graphics experience into the video area.你们把图形设计业务的经验运用到录像业务中去。
  • improved graphics took computer games into a new era.经改进的制图技术将电脑游戏带进了一个新时代。
5 nzszsy     
n.会计,会计学,借贷对照表
参考例句:
  • a job fell vacant in the accounting department.财会部出现了一个空缺。
  • there's an accounting error in this entry.这笔账目里有差错。
6 uvxxm     
n.取代,替换,交换;替代品,代用品
参考例句:
  • we are hard put to find a replacement for our assistant.我们很难找到一个人来代替我们的助手。
  • they put all the students through the replacement examination.他们让所有的学生参加分班考试。
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