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kentucky:

the owner of a golf course in kentucky was confused about paying an ², so he ³ to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. he called her into his office and said, "you graduated from the university of kentucky and i need some help.

 

if i were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" the secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "everything but my ⁴."

 

you gotta love those kentucky women.

 

louisiana:

a senior at louisiana state was overheard saying... "when the end of the world comes, i hope to be in louisiana." when asked why, he replied he'd rather be in louisiana because everything happens in louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the ⁵ world.

 

mississippi:

the young man from mississippi came running into the store and said to his ⁶, "bubba, somebody just stole your ⁷ truck from the parking lot!" bubba replied, "did you see who it was?" the young man answered, "i couldn't tell, but i got the ⁸ number.

 

tennessee:

a tennessee state trooper pulled over a pickup on i-65. the trooper asked, "got any id?" the driver replied, "¹ whut?"

 

north carolina:

a man in north carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a ⁹ of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. then he got back in the car to wait. a ¹⁰ studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. he asked the fellow what the problem was.

 

the man replied, "i have a flat tire." the passerby asked, "but what's with the flowers?" the man responded, "when you break down they tell you to put ¹¹ in the front and flares in the back. i never did understand it neither."

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