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英文简历中不该出现的致命错误
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  致命的大错

  "finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

  "qualifications: no education or experience."

  "i am 1 intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."

  "my compensation should be at least equal to my age."

  "reason for leaving: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec."

  "fired because i fought for lower pay."

  "size of employer: very tall, probably over 6"5" .

  " "please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."

  "reason for leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near."

  "reason for leaving: the owner gave new meaning to the word "2." i prefer to elaborate 3."

  打字错误与语法错误

  "here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

  "strengths: ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

  "i am a rabid typist."

  "work history: performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."

  "after receiving advice from several different angels, i have 4 to pursue a new line of work."

  "5 cleric."

  "as 6, i have over five years of experience 7 investments."

  "suspected to graduate early next year."

  "disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."

  "proven ability to track down and correct erors."

  "8: 9 of entire department."

  "am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

  "accomplishments: completed 11 years of high school."

  不应有的幽默

  "note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house."

  "assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (translation: short-order cook.)

  "but wait...there"s more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of 10 that is second nature."

  "i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse."

  "my fortune cookie said, "your next interview will result in a job"-and i like your company in particular."

  "title: another resume from the "profiles in 11" series."

  "also known as: mr. productivity, mr. clever, mr.fix-it."

  "trustworthy references available upon request-if i give them a few 12."

  "let"s meet so you can "ooh" and "ahh" over my experience."



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1 bkqzs3     
adv.比较...地,相对地
参考例句:
  • the rabbit is a relatively recent introduction in australia.兔子是相对较新引入澳大利亚的物种。
  • the operation was relatively painless.手术相对来说不痛。
2 c4rzl     
n.妄想狂,偏执狂;多疑症
参考例句:
  • her passion for cleanliness borders on paranoia.她的洁癖近乎偏执。
  • the push for reform is also motivated by political paranoia.竞选的改革运动也受到政治偏执狂症的推动。
3 ikpzwt     
adv.以私人的身份,悄悄地,私下地
参考例句:
  • some ministers admit privately that unemployment could continue to rise.一些部长私下承认失业率可能继续升高。
  • the man privately admits that his motive is profits.那人私下承认他的动机是为了牟利。
4 lvqzzd     
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
参考例句:
  • this gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • there is a decided difference between british and chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
5 nzszsy     
n.会计,会计学,借贷对照表
参考例句:
  • a job fell vacant in the accounting department.财会部出现了一个空缺。
  • there's an accounting error in this entry.这笔账目里有差错。
6 4fe8f0223a4e14ee670547b1a8076e20     
控告,起诉( indict的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句:
  • the senator was indicted for murder. 那位参议员被控犯谋杀罪。
  • he was indicted by a grand jury on two counts of murder. 他被大陪审团以两项谋杀罪名起诉。
7 be408cc8d92ec310bb6260bc127c162b     
v.分析;分析( analyze的现在分词 );分解;解释;对…进行心理分析n.分析
参考例句:
  • analyzing the date of some socialist countries presents even greater problem s. 分析某些社会主义国家的统计数据,暴露出的问题甚至更大。 来自辞典例句
  • he undoubtedly was not far off the mark in analyzing its predictions. 当然,他对其预测所作的分析倒也八九不离十。 来自辞典例句
8 1c15077db46e4d6425b6f78720939d54     
n.造诣;完成( accomplishment的名词复数 );技能;成绩;成就
参考例句:
  • it was one of the president's greatest accomplishments. 那是总统最伟大的成就之一。
  • among her accomplishments were sewing,cooking,playing the piano and dancing. 她的才能包括缝纫、烹调、弹钢琴和跳舞。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
9 wvgyj     
n.勘漏,失察,疏忽
参考例句:
  • i consider this a gross oversight on your part.我把这件事看作是你的一大疏忽。
  • your essay was not marked through an oversight on my part.由于我的疏忽你的文章没有打分。
10 boez7e     
n.行销,在市场的买卖,买东西
参考例句:
  • they are developing marketing network.他们正在发展销售网络。
  • he often goes marketing.他经常去市场做生意。
11 znhxm     
n.优秀,杰出,(pl.)优点,美德
参考例句:
  • his art has reached a high degree of excellence.他的艺术已达到炉火纯青的地步。
  • my performance is far below excellence.我的表演离优秀还差得远呢。
12 a391832ce78ebbcfc3ed483cc6d17634     
n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 );钱;(英国十九世纪初的)花花公子;(用于某些表达方式)责任v.(马等)猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 );抵制;猛然震荡;马等尥起后蹄跳跃
参考例句:
  • they cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
  • they are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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