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日期：2021-09-03 01 what do you call a deer with no eye? (没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿) no eye deer (no idea). 叫 无眼鹿（不知道） 02 what did a late tomato say to other tomatoes? (一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么) i will ketchup (catch up). (我能赶上) (ketchup 蕃茄酱) 0... 阅读全文>> 日期：2021-07-01 1、im only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. i dont know y. 我只认识25个字母，不知v什么。 又：25个字母在群里，t出去了。 2、--what is the worst kind of fish? --selfish. --世上哪种鱼最坏？ --自私。 3、what four letters of the alphabet would sca... 阅读全文>> 日期：2021-01-17 8. i ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. ill let you know. 我在亚马逊上订购了一只鸡，一个鸡蛋。我会让你们知道结果的。 网友评论： eggs still came first, but for another reason. the first chicken had to come out of a chicken egg as it would othe... 阅读全文>> 日期：2021-01-17 1. today, my son asked can i have a book mark? and i burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesnt know my name is brian. 今天我的儿子问我能给我张书签吗？我顿时泪如泉涌。他已经11岁了，仍不知道我的名字叫brian. 网友评论： so sorry brian, one day... 阅读全文>> 日期：2020-08-31 a young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, this is the dumbest kid in the world. watch while i prove it to you. 一个小男孩走进一家理发店，这时理发师悄悄对顾客说：这是天底下最傻的孩子，我来证明给你看。 the barber puts a... 阅读全文>> 日期：2020-03-18 a young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, this is the dumbest kid in the world. watch while i prove it to you. 一个小男孩走进一家理发店，这时理发师悄悄对顾客说：这是天底下最傻的孩子，我来证明给你看。 the barber puts a... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-25 john is not a good student. he always sleeps in the class. today he sleeps again. john! teacher says angrily. what? whats wrong? john is awaken. why do you make a face? its classroom. look! everyone is laughing. teacher says. no one is laughing. tea... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-25 tony and his father are eating dinner. suddenly tony asks his father, dad, are flies yummy? dad frowns and says, no, i think its yucky. why do you ask me this question? its a silly question. but tony says, there was one fly in your plate. 托尼正和他... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-25 the lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? ill venture an answer, said an old lady, we have worn them... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-25 im sorry, madam, but i shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boys tooth. twenty dollars! why, i understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work! yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-07-14 tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home. suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. as he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for along time. finally the thing c... 日期：2016-06-21 a man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. he began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. later, when he was ca... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-06-21 a shop owner closed his shop and went home. he was very tired but just as he went to bed, the telephone rang. a man asked, what time do you open your shop? the owner was angry about this phone call. he put down the telephone without answering and we... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-06-21 a: i have the perfect son. b: does he smoke? a: no, he doesnt. b: does he drink whiskey? a: no, he doesnt. b: does he ever come home late? a: no, he doesnt. b: i guess you really do have the perfect son. how old is he? a: he will be six months old n... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-06-21 dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, whats the time, please? after a few months, dan said to himself, im not going to answer all those stupid people any... 日期：2016-06-21 customer: waiter, ive only got one piece of meat in my dish. waiter:just a moment, sir and ill cut it in two. 顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？ 服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。... 日期：2016-06-04 a friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she had accumulated through frugal living. mother, he said, you have enough money to last you until youre a hundred. and then whatll i do? she replied. 一位朋友试图劝他的老妈妈... 日期：2016-06-04 after two weeks of air force basic training. i called home. you wouldnt believe how strict they are, i complained. they even give demerits for things like not hanging your towel straight or not tightening the cap of your toothpaste properly. well, d... 日期：2016-06-04 frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. one night as i prepared for bed, i rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with a pair of old white gloves. as i... 日期：2016-06-04 my cooking has always been the target of family jokes. one evening, as i prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they... |
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