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01 what do you call a deer with no eye?
(没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)
no eye deer (no idea).
叫 无眼鹿（不知道）
02 what did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么)
i will 1 (catch up).
(我能赶上)
(ketchup 蕃茄酱)
03 —i only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
—why?
—26个字母我只认识25个
—为什么？
—i don't know y (why)
—我不认识y（我不知道为什么）
（y与why同音)
04 what do you call a bee from america?
(来自美国的蜜蜂叫什么)
a usb (us bee).
05 how do we count cows?
(牛用什么来数)
with a cowculator (calculator).
(用“数牛器”)
(calculator 计算器)
06 which is faster, hot or cold?
(冷和热，哪个更快)
hot. because you can catch a cold.
(热更快，因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold）
07 why is "dark" is spelled with a "k" not a "c"?
（为什么dark不能写成 “darc”）
because you can't c (see) in the dark.
(因为你在黑暗里看不见啊)
08 why shouldn't we give elsa a balloon?
(为什么不能给艾莎气球)
because she will let it go.
(因为她会把气球放了)
(“let it go”: 电影frozen的主题曲)
09 what did my dog say when i asked him the answer for two minus two?
(当我问我家的狗2减2等于多少，他说了什么)
he said nothing.
(他什么也没说 / 他说什么也没有)
10 who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?
谁和你更亲近？妈妈还是爸爸？
mom is close, because dad is 2.
妈妈更近，因为爸爸更远。（father与farther谐音）
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