hunting skills 打猎的技巧-凯发k8官网

two russian hunters meet. i shot a ¹ bear yesterday, says ivan. look at the hide!

how do you find such huge bears? sergei asks.

easy, says ivan. you stand in front of a cave and whistle. when the bear comes out, you shoot.

weeks later the two meet again. sergei is covered in bandages. didn't you follow my advice? ivan asks.

sure i did. i stood, in front of a cave and whistled, sergei replies.

and what came out?

to me, says sergei, it looked like the trans-siberian express

两个俄国猎人相遇。我昨天打了一只巨熊，伊凡说，看看这兽皮！

你是如何发现这么大的熊的？谢尔盖问道。

简单，伊凡说，你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。

几周后，两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。难道你没有听我的建议？伊凡问。

我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子，谢尔盖回答说。

出来了什么？

向着我来的，谢尔盖说，像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。