a young blonde was on vacation in the depths of louisiana. she wanted a pair of genuine(真实的,真正的) 1(鳄鱼皮革的) shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local 2(供应商,销售商) were asking.
after becoming very 3 with the "no 4(讨价还价) " attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "maybe i'll just go out and catch my own alligator so i can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
the shopkeeper said, "by all means, be my guest(请便) . maybe you'll luck out(走好运) and catch yourself a big one!"
5, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps(沼泽,湿地) , set on 6 herself an alligator.
later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots the young woman 7 waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
she takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls(拖拽) it on to the swamp bank. laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
the shopkeeper watches in 8. just then the blonde 9 the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"