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日期：2022-03-09 a mouse and a lion were drinking in a bar, as they did every friday, when a giraffe walked in. get a load of her said the mouse. well, why not try your luck? replied the lion. the mouse thought for a moment, and decided the lion was right. so, he to... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-25 its sunny day in spring. miss cat is fishing. suddenly the fishing rod moves. great! oh, its so heavy! miss cat says happily. the fish is plucked out of the river. oh, a big fish! how big the fish is! she cheers. but she puts the fish into the river... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-23 three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. the three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-23 a guy is driving around the back woods of tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: talking dog for sale. he rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. the guy goes into the back... 阅读全文>> 日期：2015-12-10 dracula decides to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. the rules were simple. the bat who drinks the most blood would be the winter. he selects his three top bats to compete. so the first bat goes an... 阅读全文>> 日期：2015-08-17 a man walks into a bar with a dog. the bartender says, you can't bring that dog in here. you don't understand, says the man. this is no regular dog, he can talk. listen, pal, says the bartender. if that dog can talk, i'll give you a hundred bucks. t... 阅读全文>> 日期：2015-06-23 a bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. they find a bottle and decide to rub it. a genie pops out. he says i will grant each of you three wishes. the bear says i wish all the bears in the forest were females. *poof* it's done. the rabbit says i... 阅读全文>> 日期：2015-06-09 a little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. the rabbit looks at her and says, giraffe my friend, why do you do this? come with me running through the forest, you'll feel so much better! the... 阅读全文>> 日期：2015-03-31 the three little pigs went out for dinner one night. the waiter came and took their drink orders. i want a sprite, said the first little piggie. i would like to have a coke, said the second little piggie. i want a beer and lots of beer! replied the... 阅读全文>> 日期：2014-12-09 a crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. a rabbit asked him, can i also sit like you and do nothing all day long? the crow answered, sure, why not? so, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. a fox jumped on the rabbit a... 阅读全文>> 日期：2014-10-22 three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. the three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time... 阅读全文>> 日期：2014-10-22 a duck walks into a bar and asks: got any bread? barman says: no. duck says: got any bread? barman says: no. duck says: got any bread? barman says: no, we have no bread. duck says: got any bread? barman says: no, we haven't got any bread! duck says:... 阅读全文>> 日期：2014-06-04 once there was a golfer whose ball landed on an anthill（蚁冢） . rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. he gave a mighty swing. clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. everything moved but the golf ball. it s... 阅读全文>> 日期：2014-05-19 are we poisonous? the young snake asked his mother. yes, dear, she replied, why do you ask? cause i've just bitten my tongue! 我们有毒吗？一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 是的，亲爱的，她回答说，你问这个干什么？ 因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。... 阅读全文>> 日期：2014-05-07 a burglar（窃贼） breaks into a house. he sees a cd player that he wants so he takes it. then he hears a voice jesus is watching you. he looks around with his flashlight wandering what the hell was that?. he spots some $ on a table and takes it. onc... 阅读全文>> 日期：2014-03-24 it's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. along comes a fox, out for a walk. fox: what are you working on? rabbit: my thesis. fox: hmmm. what's it about? rabbit: oh, i'm writing... 日期：2014-03-19 one day a monkey who was very hungry met with a turtle creeping along the road. my dear slow foot, can't you find anything to eat for me? said the monkey. o yes, sly head, i can, said the turtle. come this way, there is a banana-plant just over ther... 阅读全文>> 日期：2014-01-23 two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. i was in that new restaurant across the street, said one. it's so clean! the kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. there is no d... 阅读全文>> 日期：2013-10-16 a jackal（豺，走狗） who was going to be eaten by a lion. the jackal said to the lion: no, please, you can't eat me! you can't eat me! this will be a great mistake. if you eat me, that'll be terrible, that will be a disaster, that will be the end of... 阅读全文>> 日期：2013-09-22 a lion and an ass set up as partners and went a-hunting together. in course of time they came to a cave in which there were a number of wild goats. the lion took up his stand at the mouth of the cave, and waited for them to come out; while the ass w... 阅读全文>> |
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