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a bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. they find a bottle and decide to rub it.
a 1 pops out. he says "i will grant each of you three wishes.
"the bear says "i wish all the bears in the forest were females." *poof* it's done.
the rabbit says "i wish for a motorcycle." *poof* it's done.
the bear says "i wish all the bears in this country were females." *poof* it's done.
the rabbit says "i wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house." *poof* it's done.
the bear is thinking to himself "why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well." "and for my third wish, i wish that all the bears in the world were female." *poof* it's done.
the rabbit says "for my last wish, i want the bear to be gay." and he rides off on his motorcycle.
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