everybody who has a dog calls him "rover" or "boy". i call my dog "sex".
now, sex has been very embarrassing to me. when i went to get his 1, i told the clerk i would like to have a license for sex. he said, "i'd like to have one too." then i said, "but this is a dog." he said i didn't care what she looked like. then i said, "you don't understand, i've had sex since i was 9 year old." he said i must have been quite a kid.
when i got married and went on my 2, i took the dog with me. i told the hotel clerk that i wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for sex. he said that every room in the place was for sex. i said, "you don't understand, sex keeps me awake at night." the clerk said "me too."
one day i entered sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. another 3 asked me why i was just 4 there looking around. i told him i had planned to have sex entered in the contest. he told me that i should have sold tickets. "but you don't understand", i said, "i had hoped to have sex on television." he called me a show-off.
when my wife and i separated, we went to court to file for 5 of the dog. i said, "your honor, i had sex before i got married." the judge said "me too." then i told him that after i was married, sex had left me. he said, "me too."
last night sex ran off again. i spent hours looking around town for him. a cop came over to me and asked "what are you doing in this 6 at 4 in the morning?" i said, "i'm looking for sex..."
my case comes up on friday...
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