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日期：2013-01-18 a curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. there he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. he asks the owner the significance of the strings. well, this is a highly trained parrot. if y... 日期：2012-01-19 walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers（钳子） folder, then crab bush run. tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs! catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see a tiger in... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-12-05 a dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. his friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - the dog trotted（小跑） off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the p... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-08-30 a male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. she noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. wow, she thought, this crab is really special. i can't let him get away. so they got married immediately. the next day she notice... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-06-15 one day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. they came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters h... 日期：2011-06-08 a lonely frog telephoned the psychic hotline and asked what his future holds. his personal psychic（灵媒，巫师） advisor tells him you are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. the frog is thrilled, this is... 日期：2011-05-20 three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. the biggest turtle said to the smallest one, go home and get the umbrella. the little turtle replied, i will, if you don't drink my offee. we won't, t... 阅读全文>> 日期：2011-04-26 a little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. the family dog began to howl（嚎叫） along dismally（沉闷地） . finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, can't you play something the dog d... 日期：2011-04-11 three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about（吹嘘，炫耀） their bravery and toughness. the first says, i'm so tough, once i ate a whole bagful of rat poison! the second says, well i'm so tough, once i was caught in a rat trap and i bit... 日期：2011-03-22 a mother mouse was out for a stroll（漫步，闲逛） with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched（蹲伏，蜷缩） behind a bush. she watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. mother mouse barked fiercely, woof, woof, woof! the cat was so terrifie... 日期：2010-10-26 we have a skunk（臭鼬） in the basement, shrieked（尖叫） the caller to the police dispatcher（警察调度员） . how can we get it out? take some bread crumbs（面包碎屑） , said the dispatcher, and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yar... 阅读全文>> 日期：2010-10-05 one day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. she was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. there she bought a mousetrap（捕鼠器） . the shopkeeper said to her, put some cheese in it... 日期：2010-04-13 i cant let him get away a male crab（螃蟹） met a female crab and asked her to marry him. she noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. wow, she thought, this crab is really special. i can't let him get away .so they got married imme... 阅读全文>> 日期：2009-09-29 a preacher is buying a parrot are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher. oh absolutely. its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him. do you see those strings on his legs? when you pull the right one, he recites the lo... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-20 once there was a man named jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. he watched some tv, and then remembered to let the dog back in. when he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw! in his dog's mouth was his neighbor's cat,... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-20 a sunday school helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a dalmatian dog. the children began discussing the dog's duties. they use him to keep crow... 阅读全文>> 日期：2008-02-20 how many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? golden retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? border collie: just one. and then i'll repla... 日期：2008-02-20 this rich man died and left in his will that when his dog died he was to have a funeral and who ever did the funeral would get a million dollars. when the dog died--the executor started asking various faiths of the cloth if they would do the funeral... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-12 farmer jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. his curiosity roused, he ask, fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg? well michael, that's a mighty special pig! a while back a wild boar att... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-12-12 aman took his rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: my dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it? well said the vet lets have a look at him so he picks the dog up and has a good look at it's eyes. well says the vet i'm going to have... 阅读全文>> |
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