the three little pigs went out for dinner one night. the waiter
1 and
2 their drink
3. "i want a sprite,"
4 the first little piggie. "i
5 like to have a coke," said the second little piggie. "i want a beer and lots of beer!"
6 the third little piggie!
the drinks were
7 and the waiter took their dinner orders. "i want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "i want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "i want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!
the
8 were brought out and a little
9 10 the waiter
11 the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "i would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "i want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "i want a beer and lots of beer!"
12 the third little piggie!
"
13 me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you only
14 beer all evening?"
the third piggie says...
"well
15 has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"