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  • justine 淑女的眼泪 chapter 19

    15-03-03 dear heaven! i said to rosalie when this appalling drama came to its end, how is one able to surrender oneself to such excesses? how can one find pleasure in the torments one inflicts ? ah, replied rosalie, you do not know everything. listen, she sa...

  • free kisses

    15-03-02 a gas station owner in mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, free kisses with fill-up. soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. the owner told him to pick a number from 1 t...

  • that's long division 这是除法

    15-01-06 a boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. he kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, now that's addition. in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, now that's subtraction. then he kissed her, s...

  • kiss in a box

    12-09-27 the story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. money was tight and he became infuriated(激怒) when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the christmas tree. nevertheles...

  • the end of it

    11-08-20 the end of it kim addonizio i have foresworn desire. i am become as a stink bug. yea verily i am a roly poly. no more for me the hanky panky(把戏,花招) . i neither lick nor moan. i neither swallow nor spit. i'm through with all that. moonlight on...

  • not knowing her well 我跟她还不熟

    11-05-27 wife: bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. why don't you do that too? husband: well, i don't know her very well yet. 妻子:比尔,住在对面...

  • not knowing her well 我跟她还不熟

    10-06-17 not knowing her well wife: bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. why don't you do that too? husband: well, i don't know her very well yet....

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