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15-03-03 dear heaven! i said to rosalie when this appalling drama came to its end, how is one able to surrender oneself to such excesses? how can one find pleasure in the torments one inflicts ? ah, replied rosalie, you do not know everything. listen, she sa...

15-03-02 a gas station owner in mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, free kisses with fill-up. soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. the owner told him to pick a number from 1 t...

15-01-06 a boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. he kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, now that's addition. in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, now that's subtraction. then he kissed her, s...

12-09-27 the story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. money was tight and he became infuriated（激怒） when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the christmas tree. nevertheles...

11-08-20 the end of it kim addonizio i have foresworn desire. i am become as a stink bug. yea verily i am a roly poly. no more for me the hanky panky（把戏，花招） . i neither lick nor moan. i neither swallow nor spit. i'm through with all that. moonlight on...

11-05-27 wife: bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. why don't you do that too? husband: well, i don't know her very well yet. 妻子：比尔，住在对面...

10-06-17 not knowing her well wife: bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. why don't you do that too? husband: well, i don't know her very well yet....