1: "i'm looking for a job as a
2."
employer: "i'm sorry, we already have enough
3."
applicant: "that's okay, with my experience, i can be an
4."
employer: "more than we can use already."
applicant (getting desperate): "i'm not proud. i can do paperwork, i'll be a clerk, if you have too many, i'll start as a
5."
employer: "it just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."
applicant (stands, angrily yells): "to work for you i'd have to be a low life,
6 crawling, double
7 jerk!"
employer: "well, you didn't say you were an attorney! have a seat, we may have an opening."