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q: how can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? a: you can't get a finger between the rope and his neck! q: if you are 1 on a desert island with adolph hitler, atilla the hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? a: shoot the lawyer twice. q: what do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? a: a good start! q: how can you tell when a lawyer is lying? a: his lips are moving. q: what's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? a: there are 2 marks in front of the dog. q: why won't sharks attack lawyers? a: professional courtesy. q: what do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? a: not enough sand. q: why did god make snakes just before lawyers? a: to practice. a command was given to a dog: "speak!" the dog said in return: "not without my lawyer present!" q: why is going to a meeting of the bar association like going into a bait shop? a: because of the abundance of suckers, 3, maggots and nightcrawlers q: why are there so many lawyers in the u.s.? a: because st. patrick chased the snakes out of ireland. q: what?s the difference between a lawyer and a 4 of 5? a: the lawyer charges more. 点击收听单词发音
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