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joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45.
he got to the gates of heaven, and the angel 1 there said, "we've been waiting along time for you."
"what do you mean," he replied, "i'm only 45, in the prime of my life. why did i have to die now?"
"forty-five? you're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel.
"wait a minute. if you think i'm 82 then you have the wrong guy. i'm only 45. i can show you my birth certificate."
"hold on. let me go check," said the angel and disspeared inside.
after a few minutes the angel returned.
"sorry, but by our records you are 82. i checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82."
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