a young blonde was on vacation in the depths of louisiana. she wanted a pair of genuine
1 shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
2 were asking.
after becoming very
3 with the "no
4" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "maybe i'll just go out and catch my own alligator so i can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
the shopkeeper said, "by all means, be my guest. maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
5, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
6 herself an alligator. later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman
7 waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
she takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. the shopkeeper watches in
8.
just then the blonde
9 the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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