a rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. she gestures 1 to the barman who comes over immediately. when he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. when he does so, she begins to gently 2 his beard which is full and bushy.
"are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"actually, no" he replies.
"can you get him for me - i need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"im afraid i 3" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "is there anything i can do?"
"yes there is. i need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"tell him that there is no loo paper in the ladies."
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