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q: why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
a:because she didn't know which one came first!
q: how can you confuse a blonde?
a: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
q: how do blonde brain 1 die?
a:alone.
q: what did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
a:nothing, they never met.
q: why did god create blondes?
a:because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.
q: why did god create brunettes?
a: because the blondes couldn't manage it either.
q: what do you call a smart blonde?
a:a 2 retriever!
q: what do you get when you ask a blonde, a 3 for your thoughts?
a:change!
q: why do blondes take the pill?
a:so they know which day of the week it is.
q: what do you call a blonde with half a brain?
a:gifted.
q: why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
a:they heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
q: how do you get a blonde to marry you?
a: tell her she's 4.
q: why did the blonde get fired at the m & m factory?
a: she threw out all the w's
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