a man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.1! the rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. shaken, the man pulled over at the 2 and rang the doorbell. a farmer appeared. the man somewhat 3 said, "i think i killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him." "suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."