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1. i worked at a historic site once where i had to dress as a bison and be chased by ¹ of 5 year olds in a bison hunt. once after being killed in the bison hunt i was breathing too heavily from running. one of them yelled "it's alive" and punched me in the face.

 

2. i was 10 and went to my grandfather farm he gave me 10$ to be a scar crow. i stood there in the sun yelling for an hour until my mom came and yelled at him.

 

3. i was hired at an elderly people's home for patients with dementia. on my first day i accidently pressed the door button and the old people escaped. we had to run through town rounding them up.

 

4. as a public school teacher in north carolina, i don't make much money. so i had to deliver pizzas one summer. my second delivery was to one of my former students. her first words,"what, you get fired?"

 

5. working at a nursing home at 17 year old. a woman of 79 year old accused me of stealing and wearing her adult diaper to steal her 87-year-old boyfriend cause it padded my ² and made me appear to have a butt like hers that he loved. she never allowed me in her room after that...

 

6. had a job walking five chihuahuas. when they got tired, i had to carry them home. two in my arm, two on my shoulders and one on my head.

 

7. when i had to play kid (uncredited) every summer for 3 years.

 

8. i was babysitting two kids. one ran out the front door, one went out the back. when i ran around the house to find them, they ran back inside, locked me out, and turned the sprinklers on.

 

9. i earned $30 working construction for a temp agency one day in college. when i finished, there was a $35 parking ticket on my car. i refer to it as the day i paid to work...

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