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15-05-21 there was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to robert and paul. both graduated magna cum laude from law school. both come from good families. both are equally attractive and well spoken. it's up to th...
15-03-30 the pope dies and goes to heaven. st. peter greets him and says. glad to see you, we've got your place all ready. peter then takes the pope down the street and shows him his new home: a small but comfortable cottage of 5 rooms. peter advises the pop...
15-03-19 there once was a dog show to determine the world's smartest dog. three dogs were in the final. one dog belonged to a doctor. one dog belonged to an engineer. and, one dog belonged to a lawyer. for the final each dog was given a bag of bones to see w...
15-03-17 on their way to get married, a loving couple get into car accident that proves fatal. the couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on st. peter to finish the paperwork so they can enter. while waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get m...
15-01-14 a guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. he then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all ov...
14-11-25 a lawyer shall not represent both parties involved in the same case. 律师不得在同一案件中,为双方当事人担任代理。 a lawyer should assist in maintaining the integrity and competence of the legal profession. 律师应该帮助维护律师界的正直和业务能力。 a...
14-07-09 a famous lawyer always lectured his office boy. he thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it. one day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed next door, how much does he pay you? his office boy rep...
14-05-30 an american attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in italy when an italian lawyer approached him and asked. is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then sue the landowners for lots of money? told...
14-05-07 a lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the caribbean. the lawyer said, i'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything. that's quite a coincidence, said the engineer. i'm here because my house were destroyed by...
14-04-25 a lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do i have a right to demand payment for the meat from...