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15-09-14 a blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the tv in the corner. the clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. the next day she returns to the store and asks the...

14-12-09 a sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. they rub it and a genie comes out. the genie says, i'll give each of you just one wish. me first! me first! says the admin. clerk. i want...

14-09-26 when young f. w. woolworth was a store clerk, he tried to convince his boss to have a ten-cent sale to reduce inventory. the boss agreed, and the idea was a resounding success. this inspired woolworth to open his own store and price items at a nicke...

14-07-30 a man went to the village post office to fetch a registered letter. the clerk refused to hand the letter over because he had no means of identification. the man took a photograph of himself from his pocket to show it to the clerk and said: i think t...

13-07-30 a girl from brakel once went to st. anne's chapel at the foot of the hinnenberg, and as she wanted to have a husband, and thought there was no one else in the chapel, she sang, oh, holy saint anne! help me soon to a man. thou know'st him right well,...

12-02-28 walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, i would like to buy this material for a new dress. how much does it cost? only one kiss per yard, replied the male clerk with a smirk（假笑，傻笑） . that's fine, s...

11-08-30 a fat lady walked into the dress shop. i'd like to see a dress that would fit me, she told the clerk. so would i, said the tactless clerk. 一个胖女人走进服装店。我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，她告诉店员说。 我也是。不太老练的店员说道。...

11-07-04 a store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. no, maam, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon. horrified, the manager came runningover to the customer and said, of course, we'll have somesoon, we placed an...

11-06-26 one fine afternoon i was walking along fifth avenue, when i remembered that it was necessary to buy a pair of socks. i turned into the first sock shop that caught my eye, and a boy clerk who could not have been more than seventeen years old came for...

10-08-26 what was it she wanted? a store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. no, maam, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon. horrified, the manager came runningover to the customer and said, of course, we'll have...