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god and eve in the garden of eden
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one day in the garden of eden, eve calls out to god.

"lord, i have a problem!"

"what's the problem, eve?"

"lord, i know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious(欢闹的,非常滑稽的) comedic snake, but i'm just not happy."

"why is that, eve?" came the reply from above.

"lord, i am lonely, and i'm sick to death of apples."

"well, eve, in that case, i have a solution. i shall create a man for you."

"what's a man, lord?"

"this man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. he'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. but he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. he will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, i'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. he will be witless(无知的,愚蠢的) and will 1 in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. he won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"sounds great." says eve, with an ironically(讽刺地) raised 2. what's the catch(有什么内幕) , lord?"

"well ... you can have him on one condition."

"what's that, lord?"

"as i said, he'll be proud, 3, and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that i made him first. just remember, it's our little secret...

"you know, woman to woman."



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1 ybezq     
vi.狂欢作乐,陶醉;n.作乐,狂欢
参考例句:
  • she seems to revel in annoying her parents.她似乎以惹父母生气为乐。
  • the children revel in country life.孩子们特别喜欢乡村生活。
2 vloxk     
n.眉毛,眉
参考例句:
  • her eyebrow is well penciled.她的眉毛画得很好。
  • with an eyebrow raised,he seemed divided between surprise and amusement.他一只眉毛扬了扬,似乎既感到吃惊,又觉有趣。
3 jvwz5     
adj.傲慢的,自大的
参考例句:
  • you've got to get rid of your arrogant ways.你这骄傲劲儿得好好改改。
  • people are waking up that he is arrogant.人们开始认识到他很傲慢。
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