a complicated breakfast order-凯发k8官网

a resident in a posh（时髦的，漂亮的） hotel breakfast room called over（点名） the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.

"good morning sir. what a wonderful morning. i'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it's runny（流鼻涕的，水分多的） , and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. also, ¹（烤的） bacon（咸肉，腌肉） that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that ² away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm（冷淡的，微温的） ."

"that's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered（困惑的） waiter. "it might be quite difficult."

the guest replied, "oh? i don't understand -- that's what i got yesterday!"