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the first time, the second time, the third time a couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. their domestic 1 had long been the talk of the town. a local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. well, it dates back to our 2, explained the lady. we visited the grand 3 and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack 4. we hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. my husband quietly said 'that's once.' we proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. once more my husband quietly said, 'that's twice.' we hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. my husband 5 removed a revolver from his pocket and shot him. i started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'that's once.' 第一次,第二次,第三次 一对夫妇在庆祝他们的金婚纪念。镇上的邻居都交口称赞他们的家庭和睦,于是一位本地报纸的记者前来采访,以希探寻他们长久和睦婚姻的原因。 “这得从我们蜜月旅行说起,”太太解释道。“我们当时去大峡谷旅游,各骑一条驮骡行走在峡谷底部。走了不多远,我丈夫的驴绊了一跤。” “我丈夫平静地说‘第一次’,继续走了一段后驴又绊了一跤,我丈夫依旧平静地说‘第二次’,当我们走了半英里,驴绊了第三次。” 我丈夫迅速掏出手枪射死了驴。我开始抱怨丈夫,不该这么对待驮骡。他平静地看着我,说“第一次”。 点击收听单词发音
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