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a family of three tomatoes
a family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. the big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, 1 on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "2!"
a survey about cooking
about 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.
an apple a day
if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? keeps everyone away.
big apple
why did eve want to leave the garden of eden and move to new york ? she fell for the big apple!
johnny: daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
father: have i not told you never to mention such things during meals!
mother: why did you say that, junior? why did you ask the question?
johnny: it's because i saw one on daddy's 4, but now it's gone.
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