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a man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home early, when suddenly, a strange woman answers.

 

the confused man inquires, ''who is this?''

 

''this is the maid,'' answers the woman.

 

''we don't have a maid,'' says the man.

 

the woman says, ''i was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''

 

"i told her we didn't need one, " the man muttered under his breath. ''well, this is her husband. is she there?''

 

the woman replies, ''she is upstairs in the bedroom with someone...who i thought was her husband.''

 

the man, suddenly realizes what's going on and begins to ¹. moments later, he says to the maid, ''listen, would you like to make $50,000?''

 

the maid hesistates, but answers, ''what do i have to do?''

 

the man explains to her: ''i want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''

 

the maid pauses for a moment to consider the awful deed and puts the phone down. a minute later, the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots!

 

the maid comes back to the phone breathing heavily, and with a slight quiver in her voice asks, ''what do i do with the bodies?''

 

the man, quite ² at this point, replies, ''throw them in the swimming pool.''

 

puzzled, the maid answers, ''but you don't have a pool.''

 

a long pause follows.

 

another long pause.

 

finally the man asks:

 

''is this 567-5309?''

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