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a mens-only weight loss program
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a guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. the next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a 1, 2, 19 year old babe with a sign around her neck.
 
she introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. the sign reads, 'if you can catch me, i'm yours.'
 
without a second thought, he takes off after her. a few miles later huffing and 3, he finally gives up. the same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. on the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
 
he calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. the next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most 4, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. she is wearing a skimpy running 5, running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'if you catch me, i'm yours.'
 
well, he's out the door after her like a shot. this girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. so for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
 
much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. he decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program
 
'are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'this is our most rigorous program.'
 
'absolutely,' he replies, 'i haven't felt this good in years.'
 
the next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy 6 there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'if i catch you, you're mine.'
 
he lost 63 pounds that week.


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1 llqzv     
adj.肉欲的,骄奢淫逸的
参考例句:
  • the nobility led voluptuous lives.贵族阶层过着骄奢淫逸的生活。
  • the dancer's movements were slow and voluptuous.舞女的动作缓慢而富挑逗性。
2 sopy8     
adj.擅长运动的,强健的;活跃的,体格健壮的
参考例句:
  • this area has been marked off for athletic practice.这块地方被划出来供体育训练之用。
  • he is an athletic star.他是一个运动明星。
3 b3a737211571a681caa80669a39d25d3     
v.使喷出( puff的现在分词 );喷着汽(或烟)移动;吹嘘;吹捧
参考例句:
  • he was puffing hard when he jumped on to the bus. 他跳上公共汽车时喘息不已。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • my father sat puffing contentedly on his pipe. 父亲坐着心满意足地抽着烟斗。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 nhgzdh     
adj.极好的;使人晕倒的
参考例句:
  • his plays are distinguished only by their stunning mediocrity.他的戏剧与众不同之处就是平凡得出奇。
  • the finished effect was absolutely stunning.完工后的效果非常美。
5 yjtxc     
n.(为特殊用途的)全套装备,全套服装
参考例句:
  • jenney bought a new outfit for her daughter's wedding.珍妮为参加女儿的婚礼买了一套新装。
  • his father bought a ski outfit for him on his birthday.他父亲在他生日那天给他买了一套滑雪用具。
6 2hczgo     
n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的
参考例句:
  • after the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
  • they're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
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