girl: "forgive me father for i have sinned."
1: "what have you done my child?"
girl: "i called a man a son of a bitch."
priest: "why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
girl: "because he touched my hand."
priest: "like this?" (as he touches her hand)
girl: "yes father."
priest: "that's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
girl: "then he touched my breast."
priest: "like this?" (as he touched her breast)
girl: "yes father."
priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
girl: "then he took off my clothes, father."
priest: "like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
girl: "yes father."
priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
girl: "then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
priest: "like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
girl: "yes father, yes father, yes father!!!"
priest: (after a few minutes): "that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
girl: "but father he had aids!"
priest: "that son of a bitch!!!"