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日期：2022-03-09 a golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt. needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic. they d... 阅读全文>> 日期：2022-03-09 q: why couldnt the blonde write the number eleven? a:because she didnt know which one came first! q: how can you confuse a blonde? a: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. q: how do blonde brain cells die? a:alone. q: what did t... 阅读全文>> 日期：2022-03-09 a blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. as all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. he took her out, showed her how to start it and gave... 阅读全文>> 日期：2022-03-09 a lady golfer is stung by a wasp. she goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him. ive been stung by a wasp, she says. where did it get you? he replies, between the 1st and 2nd hole. i think your stance must be a little too wide... 阅读全文>> 日期：2022-03-09 thanks to all who sent in their amusing, embarrassing stories this past week! being a mother by bonnie a. adkins from memphis, tennessee being a single mother, i wanted to do everything perfectly when it came to raising my son. one day, he came to m... 阅读全文>> 日期：2020-08-31 these are my jeans after going on a diet, a woman felt really good about herself -- especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. look,look. she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband. i can wear m... 阅读全文>> 日期：2017-05-17 a man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the easter bunny hopping across the middle of the road. he swerved to avoid hitting the bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. the basket of eggs went f... 阅读全文>> 日期：2017-02-28 a blonde and a brunette are skydiving. the brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord. nothing happens. she pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. the blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, oh! so you wanna race, huh?... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-23 a woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. this is her first pregnancy. the doctor asks her if she has any questions. she replies, well, im a little worried about the pain. how much will childbirth hurt? the doctor answered, well,... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-23 q: why did the blonde want to date jesus? a: stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open. she heard he was hung like this!!!!... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-23 a blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. when she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-23 q: how do you make a blondes eyes light up? a: shine a flashlight in their ear.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-08-23 a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. as they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. he dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. there, they found thr... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-07-13 a woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. the nurse starts with certain basic items. how much do you weigh? she asks. 115, she says. the nurse puts her on the scale. it turns out her weight is 140. the nurse asks, your height? 5 foot 8, sh... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-07-13 a dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the united states. she proudly announced, go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, i know all of them. a redhead said, o.k., whats the capital of wyoming? the blonde replied, oh, t... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-07-13 blonde: excuse me, what time is it right now? woman: its 11:25 pm. blonde: (confused look on face) you know, its the weirdest thing, ive asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.... 阅读全文>> 日期：2016-07-13 dear tech support, last year i upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly und... 日期：2016-04-22 i no longer looker look like an old lady, said sophia to her husband now busy solving a cross-word puzzle by the fire. she had just been to her hairdresser and looked quite a different person. the fellow lifted his head and muttered under his breath... 日期：2016-03-10 a man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he could do about it. the doctor said, try getting home late some night. it's good method. 有个人对医生说他的妻子不说话了，问他该怎么办。 医生说：你试试哪天晚上很晚才回家吧。这是... 日期：2016-03-10 a well-dressed woman got on a bus. she handed a ten-dollar note to the drive and said: sorry, i have no nickels. the driver took the note and said: it doesn't matter, lady, you would soon get back 199 nickels. 一个穿着很考究的女人上了 一部公共汽车。... |
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